i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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