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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

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(516): View more from New York

Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...

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(940): View more from Texas

Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.

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(281): View more from Texas

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.

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