Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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