I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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