how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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