Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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