the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
