but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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