dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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