do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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