A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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