that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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