See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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