Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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