Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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