I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Bring me that man meat
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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