i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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