Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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