The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
