You work out of a Hotel?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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