She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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