If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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