I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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