I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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