i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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