Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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