You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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