big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
