last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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