do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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