Someone shit on the floor
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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