whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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