You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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