no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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