We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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