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(810): View more from Michigan

Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now

(810): View more from Michigan

But I don't think guys love me

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(301): View more from Maryland

Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(912): View more from Georgia

I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.

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I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(949): View more from California

dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt

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(320): View more from Minnesota

An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up

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