tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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