Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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