you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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