i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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