we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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