Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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