Your tits are I can't wait for
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
