Yo dont text me then not text me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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