My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We have started to decorate penises.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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