question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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