We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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