She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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