What a fucking waste of an outfit
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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