Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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