Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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