My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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