I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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