hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we're so committed to being not committed
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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