I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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